I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
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At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
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I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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