3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
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Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I think your dad took our porno
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
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The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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