tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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