My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Randomize
