there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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