Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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