he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
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They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
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My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
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