I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
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He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
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Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I did not marry a roomba.
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