i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
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We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
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oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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