nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
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hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
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No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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