just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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