Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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