i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
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it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
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I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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