im drinking this country out of the recession.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Randomize