Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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