I'm gonna have a badass scar
Me. At least after what I've been through.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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