grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
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Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
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Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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