Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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