so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
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In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
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Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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