who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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