i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
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drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
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and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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