I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
