Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
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Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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