addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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