I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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