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I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
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nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
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So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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