he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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