You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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