have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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