Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
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I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
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I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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