out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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