woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
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