maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
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Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
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It's not a walk of shame if you run
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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