Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
is wine microwaveable?
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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