I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
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Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
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In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Is Oprah even human
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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