We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
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His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
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We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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