my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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