She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
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She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
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In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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