I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
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turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
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tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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