You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
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i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
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Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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