I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
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