wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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