Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
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His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
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Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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