So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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