how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
where are my eyebrows?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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