Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
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Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
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Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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