No, you can still breathe under the balls.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
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I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
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Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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