oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
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i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
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i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches