Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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