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No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
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its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
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When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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