My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
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I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
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Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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