That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i think i have two assholes
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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