Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Randomize
