I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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